So for the record everybody, that didn't exactly go the way I wanted it to. The stage manager put out that display of roasted coffee "for atmosphere," he said. There was some coffee roasted so dark it was almost translucent. I didn't get to meet the hosts until about 15 seconds before we went on air and they had no idea what I was going to do. So when Hoda started asking about the black coffee on the table, I tried to get her off that topic as fast as possible.
And as for the home espresso, Kathie Lee gave me sass for seeming to suggest that home espresso was a "cheap alternative." But of course, it was the producers and not me who wanted to do the home espresso. That Pasquini's not a bad little machine though! I tried to half-way pre-steam the milk because I only had a very short time to bring it up to temperature on camera. Big mistake, as you can hear. It's good they cut to commercial just as I was pouring the latte, as I made the saddest little droopy heart you have ever seen. But damn, that's tough!
I know, excuses, excuses.
Shout out to everyone at Equator for putting me touch with the Today Show people!