From: "m. getman" <mucksterg@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 21 Jun 2005 06:34:45 -0700 (PDT)
To: Nick Cho, <aaronlws@yahoo.com>
Subject: The Barista Code of Conduct
I have to say that someone sent me your article to point out how ridiculous it is and it amazes me that someone like yourself actually believes that they have some worth in this world. You work at a coffee shop. You can call yourself a "Barista" if you want but the fact is that a monkey could do your job and probably be better at it. At least he wouldn't be out writing articles and thinking that he has some self-worth. Shut up and make the coffee you glorified Dunkin Donuts cashier.
With all disrespect, M. Getman
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From: "m. getman" <mucksterg@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 21 Jun 2005 08:07:21 -0700 (PDT)
To: aaronLewis <aaronlws@yahoo.com>, "Nick Cho"
Subject: Re: The Barista Code of Conduct
I hold animosity towards anyone with an inflated sense of self-importance. I never heard the term "barista" before and I certainly don't know what a sommelier is but I can guarantee you this - because both professions have terms that sound fancier than what the actual profession is, a) they are getting paid too much money and b)they have an over-inflated sense of self-importance. I mean, to be so inept as a writer as to believe that he must define the word "besmirch" because it's so deep as to elude the average vocabulary!!! THE SWEAT ON MY BALLS WRITES BETTER THAN THAT!!! Next thing you know he'll be writing about a coffee nightmare that he had only to wake up in a cold sweat and be relieved that everything is actually ok!!! People like this should be murdered only so that we can use the tops of their skulls as nut dishes (or candy dishes if you prefer).
Don't get me wrong, I believe strongly that the world needs coffee in as many forms as can be profitably marketed. The world needs ditch-diggers too - but I don't see any ditch-diggers writing articles about the "Ditch Diggers Code of Conduct". Do you know why? BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING DITCH DIGGERS. These "barista" assholes should take a cue from the ditch diggers of the world. If they don't, then they should become much more closely acquainted with the ditch diggers.
bar-is-ta (n) - The Getmanictionary defines "barista" as homosexual male coffee shop worker who writes sub-par articles because his boyfriend stopped fucking him in the ass.
Marshall wrote:The person turning burgers at McDonalds will learn to ... turn burgers.
barry wrote:Marshall wrote:The person turning burgers at McDonalds will learn to ... turn burgers.
poor conclusion.
a sharp cookie at mcdonalds will learn lots about managing systems, processes, and people, skills which are readily adaptable to other businesses/industries than flipping burgers.
barry wrote:Marshall wrote:The person turning burgers at McDonalds will learn to ... turn burgers.
poor conclusion.
a sharp cookie at mcdonalds will learn lots about managing systems, processes, and people, skills which are readily adaptable to other businesses/industries than flipping burgers.
MarkP wrote:barry wrote:Marshall wrote:The person turning burgers at McDonalds will learn to ... turn burgers.
poor conclusion.
a sharp cookie at mcdonalds will learn lots about managing systems, processes, and people, skills which are readily adaptable to other businesses/industries than flipping burgers.
Totally agree with What Barry wrote.
In the new year, I hope to have a cafe owner on the CG Podcast who's going to talk about the fact that she has almost no employee turnover except for moving reasons; and one of her secrets is, a) she doesn't hire "coffee geeks" or rockstar baristi, but does definitely look for people with McDonald's experience in their younger days, esp. those who progressed to some sort of management position.
Mark
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