58. Do not bring judgment with ... whatever condiment is requested.
I guess we can throw that one out (http://www.coffeed.com/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=3111
And why no brass? Seems like a personal problem... I've heard some extremely soothing Wynton Marsalis during mealtimes.
Frankly, I think I'd be vaguely insulted if I were presented with this list as a server. Half of it ought to go without saying, the other half is either contradictory, repetitive, or too specific to be universally relevant.
#101. Do not make excessively long lists for your staff members. 20 or less will do.